lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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humoric:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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